The
following are were reported to be answers found on fifth grade science exams:
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"H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
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"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold down a deacon over a
flame in a test tube"
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"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and
caterpillars."
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"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."
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"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration,
and then expectoration."
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"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even
deader."
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"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them
and makes them perspire."
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"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like
umbrellas."
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"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax
and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which
there are five - a, e, i, o and u."
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"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going
away."
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"Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky."
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"Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot."
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"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
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"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood
is affirmative or negative."
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"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the
nose."
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"To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."
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"The pistol of a flower is its only protection against
insects."
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"The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All
water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature
abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."
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"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more
extinct it is."
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"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
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"Liter: A nest of young puppies."