Some "interesting" signs spotted in various places...
Spotted in a safari park
“Elephants Please Stay In Your Car”
Spotted in an office restroom
“Toilet out of order.
Please use floor below.”
In a department store
“Bargain Basement Upstairs”
In a company office
“Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back, or further steps will be taken.”
In a teachers' lounge
“After break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.”
In a Laundromat
“Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.”
Outside a secondhand shop
“We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your spouse along and get a wonderful bargain?”
Notice in a health food shop window
“Closed Due To Illness”
Posted at a conference
“For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a daycare on the 1st floor.”
Notice in a field
“The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.”
Message on a leaflet
“If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.”
On a repair shop door
“We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)”
(S – Found on Internet)