Here is a bit of truth you can count on in your life.
· Dickson’s Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
· The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
· Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
· One good turn gets most of the blankets.
· There are two kinds of pedestrians—the quick and the dead.
· If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
· A closed mouth gathers no feet.
· Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
· It’s not hard to meet expenses—they’re everywhere.
· Jury—twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.