Urban Dictionary is a daily word subscription service that shares terms commonly used by today’s culture. Much of it is irreverent, but they occasionally have some very funny terms and definitions. Here are a few of my favorites.
- award show - To go "award show" is to get all tearful and emotional in front of an audience.
- bipodding - Sharing a single set of headphones attached to one iPod. One person holds the iPod and takes the left earbud, the other takes the right earbud.
- cinemuck - The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
- connectile dysfunction - The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
- fly naked - To fly somewhere with the bare-minimum of belongings, and purchase the rest where you are.
- hostage lunch - Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees whose bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.
- mantastic - Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.
- March Sadness - As opposed to “March Madness”, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when your favorite team has lost.
- multislacking - Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently.
- multitasking - A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls when the speaker is monotonous.
- pre-pull - The act of pulling the car door handle at the moment the driver unlocks the door, rendering the attempt fruitless, and resulting in minor frustration and/or embarrassment.
- remail - Attempting to follow up on previous email messages which have gone unanswered.
- truthenize - To brilliantly inform someone of a harsh truth that they were either ignorant of or tried with everything they have to ignore. The resulting truth leaves the liar impotent. Powerless. Usually a truth about themselves. Like Euthenize. But with the truth.
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