Urban Dictionary #2

Please forgive me.  Here are some more terms from the Urban Dictionary.

  • break your crayons - Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
  • brohemian - Variation of the word “brother” combined with the term “bohemian.” Used to denote a close affiliate.
  • celebutante - A person of high society and wealth who is famous just for the act of being rich and fabulous. A socialite who is "famous for being famous."  Paris Hilton, Ally Hilfiger, and Fabian Basabe are all noted celebutantes.
  • check your vitals - To check your email, My Space, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.
  • cruiser spooning - The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows.
  • epiphanot - An idea that at first seems like an amazing insight (at least to the conceiver) but later turns out to be pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect, and often is the root cause of bad decisions.
  • excessorize - To indulge in something to excessive amounts.
  • floordrobe - A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.
  • hip replacement - The process of introducing a formerly cool person to a product or idea that attempts to make them cool again (i.e., Pulp Fiction for John Travolta).
  • murse – A man purse.
  • Presidential tint - The darkest tint you can have on a car's windows.
  • retail therapy - The act of shopping as an outlet for frustration and a reliever of stress.
  • ridonculous – Better than ridiculous.
 

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