“A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.”
~ Henry Ford“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.”
~ Abraham Lincoln“Under this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.”
~ Oscar Levant“Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.”
~ Sophia Loren“You may have noticed that the less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have, and the more new light I throw on it.”
~ Mark Twain“The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.”
~ Anonymous“Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.”
~ African proverb“Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens—and then everyone disagrees.”
~ A Russian observer of Congress, reported in The Wall Street Journal“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need if I die by four o’clock.”
~ Henny Youngman